I’ve got an idea! Let’s jump to conclusions! When we don’t even realize, We’re lost in confusion! We’re all about freedom, We’re free speech’s minions, We preach acceptance, But hate your opinions. We judge them before we See what they’re about, Talk not with our heads, But only our mouths. We say you should stand up, While we only sit, We’re stupid, dumb, Fucking hypocrites. Respect our opinions, We don’t respect yours, We are not consistent, When choosing our wars. You say what you feel, So we must throw our fits, Because we’re the dumb Fucking hypocrites.